misadventures in babylon: you know you're sick when...

...you start to hurt everywhere.
...your snot turns green.
...your snot randomly liquifies and drips out of your nose without warning.
...you have to roll up balls of tissue to stuff up your nose as a snot plug.
...your nose matches that of rudolph.
...you can't remember which meds you took when and when you can take your next dose.
...you feel both unbelievably cold and hot at the same time.
...you can't sleep through the night because you have a fever of 102 degrees.
...you drink airborne and theraflu like water to something dying of thirst.
...your voice turns gravelly and you sound like a dude.

put all of that together, i'm telling you, it's attractive.

misadventures in babylon