apparently the new fun thing to do is to get yourself a new name using the "captain underpants and the perilous plot of professor poopypants" method. which goes like this:

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: crusty

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: chicken

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: [...] this is like discrimination...i only have 3 letters in my last name. what a rip. so i decided to just start at the first letter again. hence, i get: fanny

my new name, according to this, is crusty chicken fanny

well...that sucks. other people get cute names like "zippy apple sprinkles" and i get crusty chicken fanny.